Pushing for Payday - Personal Loan

Personal Loan - The Drill Seargent

Alright you filthy financial maggots! This here is you personal loan boot camp! Your momma ain't gonna save you now, and if I see your daddy I'll be sure to put a payday loan so far up his checking account he'll be putting out financing charges for a year! NOW DROP AND GIVE ME $30! $30 PER $100 YOU BORROW! GO GO GO GO! Come on ladies, its time to WORK! Push, push, PUSH FOR PAYDAY!

Working out with a personal loan

Ohhhhhhhh momma, you freaks are in for a real shocker when you take out personal loans:

not only do you have to pay a pretty penny for the right to take out an unsecured loan
and not only do you have to make a quick and complete repayment on your fast personal loan
and not only will your next paycheck be significantly lower than you have come to expect

But chances are the second you're free from your personal loan - you'll take out another! Weak! Weak! And in this game weakness is death! Die, you unsecured personal loan ingrates! thats whats gonna happen when you don't get serious about 'em!

Weakness is death

You young payday punks make me wanna puke my guts out. How do you expect to make a serious go at life and livin' when you take our a personal loan a the first sign of financial trouble? Oh, don't give me that sob routine - over 80% of all fast loan applicants take out a payday advance not because they absolutely need it, but because the extra cash would make them feel safer. Safer? You don't tell me anything about safe! I'm the one standing guard outside Tehran. I'm the stud keeping watch over twenty million screaming fanatics all wanting to take a bite out of your cranium! I'm the guy sacrificing my life to preserve your financial independence, to make it so none of us have to resort to a loan! Don't talk to me about safe buckaroo- I am safe! Now get outta my face you payday pansies! Go take out a bad credit personal loan and get high your pretty designer loans.

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