Pushing for Payday - Unsecured Loan

Unsecured Loan - Minimum Security

The idea of an unsecured loan brings several strange images to mind ( well, at least it does if you sit around writing about loans all day long!). But perhaps the image that best describes payday advances is that of a minimum security prison.

Your crime? Not having enough cash to keep on Pushing For Payday - not a crime, but a violation of the financial world we live in.
Your sentence? A cash loan, to be used however you see fit but repaid on the exact date of your next paycheck.
Fulfilling your sentence? Doing the time, repaying the loan, doing whatever it takes to get the job done.

Because you have nothing backing up this fast cash assistance other than your eventual cash repayment - and you'll be held prisoner until that repayment is made.

Behind the bars of an unsecured loan

Its not so bad, being held prisoner by unsecured loans. You can still live your life, can still make your purchases and you can still do all the great things you love to do - just so long as you keep making those biweekly roll-over payments. The duration of your sentence is up to you - repay the unsecured loan with your first paycheck and you're sprung like a slinky, hold off on that repayment and you'll just keep going on with your life, your view and your maximal financial abilities obscured by your continual roll over fees.

Freedom! Yeah rrrrright!

And what is your life going to be like after you take out and use that unsecured loan? More of the same. Nothing changes, you've gained no ground and you'll be no more stable than you were before the loan. All you'll have is that jail time, and the rights to brag about it to your buddies as they sit happily in their backyards made possible by a carefully planned equity loan.

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